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NUH-UH!!! [Nov. 5th, 2009|10:13 pm]
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[Current Location |dorm]
[mood | amused]
[music |Beauty and the Beast]

My roommate and I have bristles over THE weirdest shit considering how much we adore each other.....

This month's discussion: The merits of swirling melted ice cream in its carry out container. Always figure out the parameters of your debate before engaging kids, before one or both of you are confused and pseudo-ruffled! XD

LOL is the appropriate response.
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Feelings.....Nothing more than feeeeeelings....... [Oct. 19th, 2009|09:12 pm]
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[mood | confused]
[music |oscillating fan....that's not oscillating]

My roommate and I have been having silly, stupid skirmishes. It's unfortunate, cause I love her dearly even if she does drive me batty occasionally. 

Most recently on Days of My Life )
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I'm red and really irritable: the Hulk for the colorblind [Jul. 10th, 2009|04:20 pm]
[mood | amused]

Not really. But having just come back from my family's condo, my shoulders are doing their best to reject anything touching them, including air. I have realized that instead of just thoroughly lathering myself up with sunscreen I need to marinate in it for a minimum of 36 hours before facing the sun in direct combat.

Since coming home, I've forcibly subjected my cats to intense and laborious bouts of snuggles and pets. It's pretty fortunate actually, cause one of our cats is super neurotic and the sweetest ball of fluff and fat and purr this side of the only opinion that matters, my own. He actually refused to go outside when our friend came over to feed, water, and generally care for them. I'm lapping up the affection fueled by his insecurities with a spoon. 
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The bizarre twists of online community driven fate. [Jun. 11th, 2009|01:59 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |oscillating fan]

 Due to recent shit going down on a few sites where I follow some authors, I've decided to stop willfully neglecting my livejournal. How long this decision lasts is anyone's guess.....However, this is one of the best hubs of the internet, allowing a wide range of scouting and lurking to find what one desires, as those pissed-off authors know, thus having returned.

Tristan's back from the doctor!! All of his boo-boos and snuffles have been worked out and he's working like the angel he is. ::pets screen:: Anyone who doesn't know, Tristan is the name of my laptop because I'm just that unhealthily obsessed; it's based off of the german tale and opera Tristan and Isolde where in the final scene, after finally being reunited, Tristan dies from his severe wounds and Isolde, in her grief and torment, expires immediately after......Yeah, I know.

I'M WORKING!!! Moneymoneymoneymoney.

Just don't feel witty, maybe I've lost what little entertainment value I had for not exercising it as pseudo-regularly as I used to.
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Much as I love to flex my whiney muscles... [Feb. 25th, 2009|03:53 am]
I'm still sick, this sucks.

I'm still unemployed, which is lame. I've been ultra lazy about it, even more lame. I'm going to be able to work at my old job over Spring Break, anti-lame!

I have so much laundry to do and am ACTUALLY considering being dirty. My inner hypochondriac is dying a painful and messy death.

I'm still at school doing the various mundane tasks they ask of me. Snore.

I'm still at school, meaning I'm still in Tallahassee. Nothing fails as hard as this.

I'm still in Tallahassee, meaning I'm not near my family whom I dearly miss. I stand corrected, this does indeed fail harder.

More whining to follow if I feel the urge.



I love you people. XD

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It's a sad day when not even black market organ selling can cover textbooks [Jan. 13th, 2009|02:42 pm]
[mood | pissed off]

 So, I ordered some books on Amazon to help my poor change purse survive, as many college students will when faced with the tough question of food or school. Well, today I checked my email and noticed I had one from Amazon saying I was given a refund for books I ordered on the 6th. Lame, but okay. I went back to Amazon and ordered another book, then checked my online banking and went "Whatthefuck?!" According to my online banking, I was never initially charged for the book, okay that makes refunds super easy. But well enough was as per usual not left alone. I have a charge on my account for the day I was supposed to receive the unnecessary refund for the book I was getting money back for.

Reader's Digest: They charged me for a book I'm not going to get on the day they inform me I'm supposed to get a refund for.

What. The. HELL?!?!

They just STOLE from me! I sent them an email that pretty much says "give me my money back you syphilis ridden whore before I sic Amazon on your sorry ass".
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Welcome to the world of Academia; we grind your hopes and dreams to make our bread. [Jan. 7th, 2009|08:09 pm]
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[Current Location |dorm 741]
[mood | tired]

Instead of spring boarding into a greater, more prosperous year, I've scrapped and hobbled and have thus decided I'm not impressed. (lol -em) Lord's might forbid I be so melodramatic as to say that school is horrible and the cause of my sorrows, but it is a concern.

So, the night I got back I found out the hospital had sent me ANOTHER enormous bill for simply sitting in their waiting room after I'd called them and given them my insurance information, I also was informed that the stop on my registration barring me from Drop/Add still hadn't been lifted, I fell out of my bed (5ft off the ground) luckily unharmed, and the next morning, I woke up to find that my 450 dollar bike my parents had given me as a graduation present had been stolen. Oh, Tallahassee, good to be fucking back.

I NEED to get out of my Intro to Cultural Anthropology; this woman's accent is so thick I spent a quarter of the time in the introductory class deciphering what she was trying to tell me.

My math teacher is crazy, but not the head-for-the-hills, hide the women and children type crazy, but amiable loon type crazy. Explained how to discern whether a parabola opens up or down with smilie faces, it was great. He's got an accent, but is understandable; the real problem is that he's clearly one of those people who's absolutely brilliant, but when he's trying to explain something to us he can't break it down in a way we understand. In an effort to help us better understand the quadratic equation and how you'd get the x of the vertex from it, he actually DERIVED  how you'd find x= (-b/(2a)) from y=ax^2+bx+c.....Meanwhile, the class went "Wot?" I eventually figured out what he was doing, couldn't have hoped to replicate it worth my life, but understood his intent. I couldn't stop laughing.

Chorus is one of the most beautiful things I've every witnessed in my life. We blended better than my women's chorus in high school after my choral director had spent DAYS working with us. So....wonderful.....

My german teacher is Dumbledor in flannel....it's awesome. The class scares the life out of me though. It's intermediate, so we're supposed to being working on conversational german, meaning all we speak in is german. Holy mother of God. The review I need to do it insane and I come back from that class every night feeling exhausted.

It's not that it's unreasonable; I'm just feeling drained and it's only my second day......
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Please, enjoy some Holiday confections! Ignore the charring, it symbolizes the warmth of the hearth. [Dec. 15th, 2008|12:20 am]
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[mood | energetic]
[music |Savage Garden: I Want You]

Before I tell of this shenanigan, let it be known that while I teased the proverbial hell out of her, I wasn't actually pissed, and she bought me more mix.

So, I baked some chocolate chip chocolate muffins today. After creating the first batch, which came out beautifully, I started and put in the second. Once safely ensconced in the oven, I trotted off to read a fanfic at my eldest sister's behest.

As a good timer should, it went off, and another sister checked them. I called to touch one lightly to see if it sprang back, apparently it didn't so she put the pan back in for more time. I made sure to keep an eye on the clock, just in case, but she checked them in three minutes so I wasn't worried.
Then I heard her wail of alarm and disbelief.

They were burnt.

I mean BURNT. The tops weren't so bad, but after prying a muffin from the pan, it was charcoal underneath.

My delightful and well-meaning sister, when she fetched them initially, had turned off the oven before checking them. When she put them back in for just a PINCH more time, she put it back on. On BROIL. My tasty indulgences went from a bask in the life-giving sun to the fiery pits of HELL.

So, charcoal-chip cinder muffins, anyone? XD 
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Are you ready to sweat?! Are you ready to bleed?! [Dec. 6th, 2008|02:51 pm]
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 Are you ready to feel so sore your hair follicles cry out in agony?!

Yeah, that's just about what I've signed up for.

So, I've gained weight, not shocking given the pervasiveness of the "freshman fifteen" legend and my more sedentary lifestyle.
However, packing on anything that isn't preceded by "six-" help for a severely warped body-image does not make. So, I took it upon myself to begin the laborious task of achieving a look that does not make me go "Well...I mean, it could be worse and besides, I like pants".

I did one of the walking-simulator things (it's the love-child of a trend-mill and a stair-master) for 30 minutes, a row machine for 2000 (no, I did not tag on another zero by mistake, I'm awesome) meters, and several other silly, no-equipment-needed activities besides......................... Tomorrow will dawn painfully.
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I'm one ruined ice cream cone away from a tantrum.... [Nov. 24th, 2008|03:53 pm]
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[mood | cranky]

 I'd like to begin saying that this post is a rant, if you don't care about my bitching please move along, and that the subject of this rant can most assuredly access and review it, I'm not bothered by this. This is not to try and build up an army of personal acquaintances against this person, I still like them, I simply want to vent some frustrations that have been building up.

Many of you will immediately put a face and name to this title, yet again with the not caring, but my source of ire is my roommate. I love this person, really and truly, but like any person she does things that make me want to punch her in the jaw or break something valuable. My frustration isn't any one act, but more behavior, which will be addressed last, first I'll set up the scenario for my gaining the final straw.

trouble in paradise )
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Waiting around wouldn't be nearly so tedious if Nurse Gunshow-Tightpants did some demonstrative yoga [Nov. 10th, 2008|10:20 am]
[mood | life could suck a lot more]

 I have a fractured pelvis. Much as that declaration deserves jazz hands, it's old news. It occurred the Wednesday before Halloween and hasn't given me trouble for about a week. Apparently, when not giving a fair impression of a tank,  I'm like Legos, I break apart, but go back together just as easily.

I pity the fool who doesn't click this cut. )
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Making dreams come true.... [Oct. 17th, 2008|03:03 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Pandora Music Station]

This heralds from an actual article by Esquire regarding the 30 hottest toys for the upcoming holiday season, cause in case you haven't noticed while shopping for your halloween costumes in local All-In-One-.06%-of-Our-Products-Actually-Hail-From-America Mega Stores, the fake pine is already making an appearance. I swear, do all department stores suffer from premature-advertisement-ejaculation? Anyway, back to the article snag I noticed, bolded and italicized on the unlikely chance you don't notice what I did:

24-Piece Disney Dress-Up Trunk
A sturdy trunk holds two dozen pieces of Disney princess glamour for the little girl (or incredibly progressive little fella) who dreams of being Belle, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, or Snow White. And the best part: If you lose one or a few of the pieces, your darling girl will still have enough to dress herself and her playmates, too. ($39.98)

........I'm sold.

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(no subject) [Oct. 15th, 2008|10:51 am]
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[mood | blank]

My wig arrived today......
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School work.......what I do instead of that. [Oct. 14th, 2008|05:43 pm]
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[mood | hungry]

The mayhem continues! Who are they?! Cause the second two are actually worth it.





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This isn't healthful, but I don't care. [Oct. 13th, 2008|04:55 pm]
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[mood | amused]

I had to. No, really.

Much as I love what they bring to the show, the Ichinen trio wasn't a carefully formed as my other creations. I did however do the best I could.

So.....we all know Kachiro's a slut, right? I mean, we did read solanum's fic.........Don't judge me. Just be glad I didn't put him in the denim cut-offs or the rhine-stoned hot pants. >_____>


I can never remember this poor child's name......

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Wasting time never looked so good. [Oct. 13th, 2008|04:04 pm]
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[mood | accomplished]

So, solanum_d gave me the bug with this entry.

You don't really get points for guessing who mine are.


Couldn't you eat him with a spoon?


Interestingly, I gave him Saito's lips.




.......Oh, like you could've resisted the wangling eyebrows of lewd insinuation?

And now, for my baby.....

Ore-sama bigi ni yoi na~
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Give me the fucking cake or my spork takes up residence in your lower intestine. [Oct. 11th, 2008|05:55 pm]
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[mood | blank]
[music |Air conditioner's hum]

I older, hooray.

Today's boring with a shimmering of irritation for zest. Explaining why isn't optional.

Living away from home has it's appeal, other than avoiding the temptation of committing patricide by letting absence do its magic on my heart, one of which is being serenaded over the phone three times for my birthday.

I'm watching Iron Man tonight and will eat Chili's. Carbs~

Manchmal möchte ich meinen Zimmergenossen für ihre wiederholte Vermeidung der Ausgaben ausweiden, die sie lästig und Entlassung von Meinungen findet. Es ist herablassendes.
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Marvelous, megalomaniacal misadventures through manifold manifestations of majestic masculine motifs [Oct. 3rd, 2008|02:48 pm]
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[Current Location |The Pit]
[mood | bouncy]
[music |Scissor Sisters- I Can't Decide]

Yeah, Princeton SAT Review can suck me, cause that's badass.

I seem to vaguely recall some sort of resolution to maintain regular postings.....Needless to say, my efforts fell through. Much as I'd love to claim thwarted efforts due to overbearing professors, getting CRUNK at the soirees hosted by classmates, forgetting I had internet, or abduction by hostile natives, the fact is I didn't, at any point when a computer was immediately accessible, give enough of a damn.

Gather round and hear the tale )

Guess what, y'all? Nacht's wig, which she'd ordered on the 5th of September, took 10 days to process, and didn't get there in time for her to actually cosplay at Ycon, still isn't here. In honor of Fufu's Good Fairy, I'm gonna give them ONE MORE CHANCE on Monday, but if they don't deliver? I'm going on the warpath and ripping all their goonish asses new ones!

Emily and I intend to be the March Hare and Mad Hatter, respectively. We will be very badass about this as well, I bought a pocket watch, 'nough said. I will get pictures of this feat or suffer an aneurysm. I still need employment, so this is gonna be tight. I'm trying though!!!
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Gender Bending [Aug. 30th, 2008|12:22 am]
[mood | content]
[music |Pokemon Eps. 2]

I was mistaken for a boy today in math XD. In her defense, I was sitting in the back of the balcony in jeans and t-shirt and do have rather short hair. During Q&A she tossed out "just let me get this young man in the back" and I glanced around and saw that I, indeed, was the only one with my hand up. I then spent the class doing the problems she presented both faster and with fewer steps while listening to my ipod.

After waiting in a line that would have been the DMV's red-headed step child, I finally received my mail key, but guess what? It sure as certain doesn't open me box. Glory be, but I get to stand in that line once again!

Emily and I went to see Baby Mama in the Student Cinema, hilarious, and then hauled-ass to attend a drag show being shown in the FSU club, but were late and didn't get in. Fortunately, there's gonna be a drag show at a local club tonight! Emily and I must go shopping cause it's White Night and neither of us brought white things to wear. GOODWILL!

To save the night we went shopping for baking materials. We're making cookies on Labor Day. Yummm
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Trogdor!!! [Aug. 28th, 2008|07:05 pm]
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[mood | ecstatic]

I haz two dragons! Would you mind helping him or her not die and giving a click on the image?

Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
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